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a lahko ?!
Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 15:28
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Kraj: New York <3
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Tvoja mama je tok debela, d si more hlace likat na avtocesti 
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind 
yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts. |
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 20:44 |
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Pridružen/-a: 09.05. 2006, 19:24
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 21:06 |
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Pridružen/-a: 07.05. 2006, 19:44
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Kraj: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tvoja mama je tok velika pa debela da rab kosilnco da si lah pizdo obrije.
PA btw.. tud tipi se najdejo k majo celulit |
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 21:54 |
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optimist
Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 16:21
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 21:58 |
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Pridružen/-a: 05.05. 2006, 23:55
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| tvoja mama je tok debela, da ko gre mimo TVja zamudiš tri reklame |
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 21:59 |
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Pridružen/-a: 09.05. 2006, 19:24
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Pridružen/-a: 07.05. 2006, 19:44
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Kraj: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Kdo zmaga če tečejo bosanc, črnogorc pa srb na 100m?
NOBEN
- bosanc se bo zgubu
- črnogorc bo omagu po 15m
- srb se bo skregu s publiko |
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 22:14 |
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a lahko ?!
Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 15:28
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Kraj: New York <3
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 
Tko gresta tm neku u Cernobilu mamica pa sincek v stacuno ...
pa sinck tko: '' Mamiii, mamiii, js bi cokoladicoooo !!! ''
Pa mami: '' Ja uzem si ane ... ''
'' Ja pa sej ves d nimam rokic ''
'' Jah - ni rokic - ni cokoladice ''
Tko india pa alcoholica pa rakiya nekega lepega dne umrejo ...
... pa k pridejo v nebesa, jih Bog lepo pozdrav, zazeli dobrodoslico, pa rece d ne smejo hodt na ćrn oblack k to kao full ni dobr pa tko ...
No in pol tko cez en tedn Bog sreca rakiyo z enim res full grdim tipom ...
Pa rece: '' Ja kje's pa tega najdla?! ''
'' Na črnm oblačku ... ''
... Pa tko 5 minut kasnej indio proseta mim z se grsim tipom ..
Pa Bog rece: '' Jao jao kje's pa tega najdla? ''
'' Jah, na crnm oblacku ... ''
... pa tko nasledn dan Bog sreca alcoholico, pa me zravn sebe enga res full hudga tipa ..
Pa jo prasa: '' OOooo kje si pa tega najdla? ''
Pa tip rece: '' Ma na crnm oblacku .. '' 
Pa se naaaaaaajbolsi:
Stoje dva Crnogorca na mostu, kad se jedna žena zatrči preko ograde, skoči u vodu i više ne izroni.
Na to će prvi:
- Viđe li ti ovu ženturaču?
- Viđe.
- Skoči u Moraču.
- Skoči.
- A nas dvojica ništa.
- Ništa.
- Stojimo.
- Stojimo.
- A što ne sjednemo? |
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 22:16 |
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Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 16:21
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ok loooooooooooool
ni rokic - ni ćokolade |
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 22:19 |
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a lahko ?!
Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 15:28
Prispevkov: 1700
Kraj: New York <3
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Odakle je Eva?
Amer kaže iz Amerike, Rus kaže iz Rusije,
Bosanac veli ona mora bit iz Tuzle, Srebrenika ili gradačca.
Zašto?
-Pa samo se tamo za jabuku pičke može dobiti.
zakaj si okostnjak ne upa skočit skoz okno?
ker nima jajc.
Jože stoji v vrsti pred blagajno v supermarketu, ko opazi, da mu maha prekrasna blondinka in se mu smeji. Presenečen, da ga pozdravlja takšna lepotica, malo pa mu je bila tudi znana, stopi k njej: "Ali se midva poznava?", ona odgovori: "Mogoče se motim, ampak verjetno ste vi oče enega mojih otrok!". Jožetu se v mislih bliskovito odvije zadnjih petnajst let življenja in spomni se edine priložnosti, ko je bil ženi nezvest: "O bog, ste vi striptezeta z moje fantovščine, ki sem jo pred vsemi fanti porival na mizi, vaša kolegica pa mi je tiščala kumarico v rit?", "Ne", odgovori ona, "Vašemu sinu predavam angleščino." |
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| Objavljeno: 10 Maj 2006 22:23 |
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Pridružen/-a: 09.05. 2006, 19:24
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Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 16:21
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ahahahhahahaha
Ukrao Cigo bure rakije i zbog toga dosao na sud. Sudija ga pita:
- "Je si li ti ukrao bure rakije?"
Cigo odgovara:
- "Jesam!"
Sudija:
- "I gdje je rakija?"
Cigo:
- "Popio!"
Sudija:
- "Pa nisi bas citavo bure popio!?"
Cigo:
- "Nisam sve. Pola sam popio.."
Sudija:
- "A sta je sa drugom polovinom?"
Cigo:
- "Prod'o!"
Sudija:
- "A gdje su pare?"
Cigo:
- "Popio!" |
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a lahko ?!
Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 15:28
Prispevkov: 1700
Kraj: New York <3
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samo za jalena 
Citiram: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Citiram: • How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Citiram: Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.
Citiram: How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.looooooooooooooooooooool
Citiram: What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
Citiram: What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
Citiram: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
kruti so
Pride mož in domov in ga žena vpraša:
Gotov si lačn, a ti jajca spečem?
Mož:
A js teb joško odrežem??
A very ugly woman walks into a shop with her two sons.
A man asks her: "Are they twins ?"
Puzzled the woman replies: "No, one is 3 years old and the other is 10. Why do you ask ?"
The man replies: "No particular reason, I just can't believe someone fucked you twice". |
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Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 15:28
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Kraj: New York <3
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sam zdej pa pazte tega. Taje pa najbolsi
In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails....
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
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Pridružen/-a: 24.04. 2006, 16:21
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